Sweetie Darling, Darling, Sweetie

Andrea and I, Lavinia Mangano, are employed by Those Who Must Not Be Named (up in the sky) and we work in harmony at The Satyricon Diner in London. We have decided to record our impressions of this curious and always surreal eatery in a series of bawdy episodes set during the Wet & Dry Dynasties of The Directress Giovanna. A cast of many characters will drift throughout our tales, some will stay, others will run for the hills in the manner of a Felliniesque Farce or be sent away in Disgrace, but rest assured, it will never be dull.

Tuesday 21 April 2009

R.I.P Ketchup Dispenser





After the Immaculate Collection Situation was sent back to Heaven things went back to relative normality and Lourdes could begin to live life to the full once again. 

In the meantime we lost a treasured member of staff, who sat upon the pass, day after day, loved only by our Dearest Directress Giovanna. 

Yes, the fucking ketchup dispenser has finally been resigned to the dustbin after heated emails from Those Who Must Not Be Named. 

Our Directress tried to save the ketchup dispenser from certain death, but it was too late (Thanks be to all the saints) and the powers that be decreed that only fresh bottles of Heinz 57 Variety could grace our dainty vinyl tables. 
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