Sweetie Darling, Darling, Sweetie

Andrea and I, Lavinia Mangano, are employed by Those Who Must Not Be Named (up in the sky) and we work in harmony at The Satyricon Diner in London. We have decided to record our impressions of this curious and always surreal eatery in a series of bawdy episodes set during the Wet & Dry Dynasties of The Directress Giovanna. A cast of many characters will drift throughout our tales, some will stay, others will run for the hills in the manner of a Felliniesque Farce or be sent away in Disgrace, but rest assured, it will never be dull.

Saturday 25 July 2009

TRUE COLORS AT THE SATYRICON DINER


LIke an explosion this month has been showing the TRUE COLORS of the  people working at the Satyricon Diner. 

 A few  have left, more will leave soon....  if theres any justice in the world  it was all written before and if there is a little bit of justice in this world, things they only set to get better for those who truly have a good soul, and they unfamiliar with lies and nasty speculations.
So what really happened???

B-Blondie left for a better life, full of joy love and trips around the world. India is calling here and we all wish her the best time, we will miss you dearly!!!

Minelli she is off USA Washington DC yeaaaaaaaa, and even if i know deep deep she will miss London greatly, i also know she will fit perfectly  coz her charms and savoir fair and beauty she will conquer the AMERICANOS hearts... 

Silvana Mangano, she decided to leave coz discrepancy over this bloody service charge issue. It seems that it was more a dodgy "invention" of our so quite surprising GM to go, Giovanna SAhara that she started the operation DEsert STorm, long time ago, but as a final result, she has to retreat, as unofficial sources has to lead her to live in the more confine space of the east london diner...

I witness myself  meetings in which the service charge topic was openly discussed, and everyone agree, Giovanna Sahara herself,  in what was to say and to do when asked by customers where these money where actually going. What really i founded quite disturbing the accusations towards Silvana, thanx who by the way, the staff has been having a better quality of work, and the Satyricon has been looking cleaner and more welcoming and organize then before.

My personal disappointment is for all those working in the Satyricon that they don't care about anyone  or anything, they are  only interested in having a good time without taking responsibilities and without respecting the fellow workers, and this was brought to light in this last incredible conjecture where the TRUE COLORS of some of you came out clearly, at least to me, showing no support for who REALLY made your life easier and tried to make you more happier in your work space, benefit of lots of things that before we never heard of...

But at the end of the day when your GM is the first been so sluggish and dismissive, who can you blame here... 

Anyway is all good what is finishing good,B- Blondie in India, Minelli in Usa, Silvana in the most exclusive restaurant of the world, and Giovanna... in east london. 

ps the Karma has such a fantastic way to work sometimes..   xoxo
 

Wednesday 22 July 2009

MORE RESTAURANTS EXPSED FOR THEIR TIPPING PRACTICES!!!!!!!

More restaurants exposed for their tipping practices

By Martin Hickman, Andrew Grice and Simon Usborne

Friday, 18 July 2008

One of Britain's fastest-expanding restaurant groups fails to pass on all tips left by customers to staff at two of its chains, The Independent has discovered.

As the campaign for fair tipping gathered fresh political support, Clapham House Group confirmed that staff at Tootsies and the Real Greek received only a "proportion" of the 12.5 per cent service charge automatically added to bills.

The company would not disclose how much staff received from the "optional service charge". At its biggest chain, Gourmet Burger Kitchen, there is no service charge because the food is served over the counter. At chains where there is table service, Tootsies and the Real Greek, serving staff are allowed to keep cash tips in line with the practice of most restaurants.

"Waiting staff do receive a proportion of the service charge," said a spokeswoman for Clapham House, which had annual sales of £60m last year. "The remainder is used in a variety of ways, including the funding of staff bonuses, staff welfare and very competitive salaries."

She added: "Clapham House are about to introduce a pilot scheme in one restaurant where customers will only be able to leave a cash tip for the staff. We will examine whether customers and staff prefer this approach."

The company, which owns 25 Tootsies and six Real Greeks, said it did not dip into tips to top up salaries to the minimum wage.

As The Independent reported this week, several chains, including Strada, Café Rouge and Caffè Uno, pay less than the minimum wage and use money from the service charge to reach the legal minimum. Two chains operated by Gondola Holdings, the country's biggest restaurant operator, Zizzi and Ask, also use a portion of the gratuities added by customers on credit and debit cards to pay the minimum wage.

Yesterday pressure mounted in Parliament for the Government to outlaw unfair tipping practices. The Liberal Democrats tabled an amendment to a Commons Bill aimed at stopping restaurateurs from diverting money from tips to top up wages to the minimum. Sarah Teather, the party's spokeswoman on business and enterprise, said that the amendment to the Employment Bill would close the legal loophole, if passed.

MPs from all parties have signed a Commons motion calling on the Government to change the law to ensure that waiters receive all tips in addition to the minimum wage. The motion has been signed by 40 MPs: 25 Labour, seven Liberal Democrats, four Tories and three from other parties. It backs The Independent's campaign, which began on Tuesday and which yesterday won support from the television chefs Gordon Ramsay, Jamie Oliver and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.

Jamie Oliver's Fifteen chain ensures that frontline staff receive all cash tips and service charges. In a statement, the Fifteen Foundation said: "Each restaurant at Fifteen has its own pool for credit card tips and an additional payment made into the fortnightly pay. This is calculated fairly based on the number of hours worked over that two-week period. No money is withheld by management."

Gordon Ramsay Holdings, which operates the chef's Michelin-starred establishments, passes on all its 12.5 per cent service charge to restaurant staff, after the deduction of a small credit card charge.

"Gordon Ramsay Holdings are happy to back your campaign," a spokeswoman said.

Fearnley-Whittingstall said any tipping at his River Cottage Canteen in Axminster, Devon, was discretionary. "Whether the tip is cash or on a credit card, it is split equally among the waiting staff and kitchen porters and is additional to their salary," his spokeswoman said. She remarked: "This is a subject and campaign we feel strongly about and are keen to have the opportunity to support."

The National Consumer Council urged individual restaurants to display their tipping policies. Philip Cullum, acting chief executive of the publicly-funded organisation, believed that many diners would be "shocked" by the current practices of the £37bn-a-year restaurant business.

He said: "The National Consumer Council wholeheartedly supports The Independent's campaign to make tipping fairer for both diners and employees.

"Customers give tips to recognise and reward good service, and many would be shocked to learn of leading restaurant chains profiting by abusing this system. Where the full amount of the tip is not going to the waiting staff, this should be made crystal clear to customers on both the menu and the bill."

To have your say and comment on issues relating to our campaign, visitindependent.co.uk/tipping. To comment on a specific case, please send an email, in strict confidence, to features@independent.co.uk, making sure to put 'tipping' in the subject field.

Tuesday 21 July 2009

OUr beloved Lazzaro and the new Hair STyle






If there is a member of the Satyricon that set  a trend and a new standard of how to look cool, that must be Lazzaro. Last week has been really coming out with a strong avant garde image. THe cool stuff is the way he is just naturally blend with the rest . we love you deeply. amazing.

Friday 10 July 2009

She seems a very devoted woman....



....and she is devoted to various men some of them less famous then others but always of a certain high organic quality....

Thursday 9 July 2009

SleepING bEAuty



running out of peanut butter can be annoying as u have to go upstairs in the stock room...
well that day i was delighted to see our chef Lucas having a nap on the fridge to cool down from the heat of this hot and sweaty summer.... 
i did menage to get up there a couple of times more just to make my day hotter and hotter...

PARTY PARTY PARTY .. ... WHEN THINGS GET OUT OF HANDS..








we all love  to party dearly and each of us in our personal way..... I just think we should be more in CONTROL ...ERMMMMMMMM   is becoming boring and irritating ....as ur abuse influence others people life ...  

SAHARA & SANDSTORM


This is a real proof that even in the driest location in our Planet...there is hope...


..and this is when the dryeness can reach catastrophic proportions....

DRINK WATER PLEASE ...

LAST MONTH UPDATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Our head chef came out with this new delicious dish when asked a Cheese and Tomato Toast...  this is a carb free version.... W BRAZIL!!!



Miss B went to S.Tropez with her boy, but she felt really sick and we all got a bit worried ... but at the end she is now feeling better. i think she should get the appendicitis off.... NOW!!!



Our party Girl has a new love .... i haven't seen him but i trust her sexy taste ....
I wish all my best and love to PaRTY Girl !!! we love you xx

Tuesday 7 July 2009

OUr PIN Up Before Ibisa ..



Someone already went to the magic island for a week end of pleasure... music wine and sex...

...and who if our super Silvana and his entourage of hot latinos?????  The Peache and Rocket Missile ...something that u will get more familiar with.....