Sweetie Darling, Darling, Sweetie

Andrea and I, Lavinia Mangano, are employed by Those Who Must Not Be Named (up in the sky) and we work in harmony at The Satyricon Diner in London. We have decided to record our impressions of this curious and always surreal eatery in a series of bawdy episodes set during the Wet & Dry Dynasties of The Directress Giovanna. A cast of many characters will drift throughout our tales, some will stay, others will run for the hills in the manner of a Felliniesque Farce or be sent away in Disgrace, but rest assured, it will never be dull.

Monday, 8 June 2009

Ibisa

Lavinia is retiring to the white isle this weekend for a quiet weekend of decadence, delight and a different set of morals, which only apply in Ibisa, where everyone is a friend, a comrade in arms or a potential lover.
Those who do not matter are left behind and my soul will be cleansed of the winters dark inflections.
Viva Ibisa!

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

STAFF MEETING .. THE CREW..


Some of the gorg people working in the Satyricon gathering together under the sun on the roof for the monthly bloody meeting where Giovanna and Lavinia are rumbling things about how nicely  u have to suck customers to get some decent money for those one who can't be nominated.., some stupid asshole stealing fucking booze so now Giovanna has to share a room with Susan Boyle at the Priory.., and the amazing new way to calculate the holiday pay that is something... well... very very interesting.. 
This is it, pretty much... let's hope summer will be at least a good one..